When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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