- Anti Joke

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Where's the dick??? east

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Do you love me? No.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Woman's Rights

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Where's the dick??? east

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Do you love me? No.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation