- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

I once did something.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

woman's lacrosse

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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