- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Two guys walk into a bar.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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