- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Bags of delicious poop.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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