Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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