Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Morning wood.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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