Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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