Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Your Mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

women's rights

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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