what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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