Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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The EPA.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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360 NO SCOPE

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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