Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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#IHateHashtags

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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