What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

How's the weather? Good.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What do you call a black man? Black

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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