- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

So a horse walks into a barn.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Bad grammers.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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