- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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