Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's two plus two? Window

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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