What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Velcro. What a rip off.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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