man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Velcro. What a rip off.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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there once was a black man who played basketball

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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