What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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How high is a Chinaman

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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No!

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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PEANIS!

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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