- Anti Joke

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.