Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Anti Joke

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