- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

your life

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

I have a gay camel

Nah

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

9/11

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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