Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

hers a joke... japanese people

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Adam Chebali has no life

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

KOOKABURRA

The dewey decimal system

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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