- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Refridgerator.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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