What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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Anything involving women..

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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