- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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