What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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