What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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I need to start studying.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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A black man has a job.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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