what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

You idiot thats 9 letters

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

A black man has a job.

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