- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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