Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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._____________________. Whale!

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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