- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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