What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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