Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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