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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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