- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

joke under this line wins _________________________

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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