Nuneaton..

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What do black people eat? Food.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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