What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do black people eat? Food.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Nuneaton..

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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An Aisian failed a test

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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