A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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