- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

my mind's eye?

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Ken wins!

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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