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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Three men are sitting in a tub. One of them says "Toss me the soap." The second one says "Toss me the shampoo." The third one says "Toss me the toaster."

Double-whammy

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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