- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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