i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

The chicken crossed the road.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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