How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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