Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Maths.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Get on the boat.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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AIDS

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