New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

5 people are walking

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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