Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

im @ work, LOL.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Im gay What about you

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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