what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

You bumder!

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Logan's gay

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

i just pooped that is all!

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