- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Your Mother

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Obama

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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