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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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