Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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Your Mother

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Obama

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Anti Joke

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