your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

My mom

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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