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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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