knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

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Poop

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Your existance.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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