Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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