whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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