How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Pull my finger ouch..

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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