A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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