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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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