- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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