BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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Why is the blonde so upset? Her mother is dying from cancer.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Woman rights.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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