- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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