- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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