Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Anti Joke

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