a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

White men's rights

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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