A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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