Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

y u no like me joke?

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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