- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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