- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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shut up elliot

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Anti Joke

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