- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Your future.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what to call someone thats gay zak

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A bar walks into a man

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

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