Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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