How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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