- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Black people are the scum of the earth

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

nice tits.

Women's professional sports

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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