- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Christianity.

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