- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

The Holocaust

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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