A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Anti Joke

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