- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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