- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Safe sex MR

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

I like your hair

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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