What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

A baby seal walks into a club.

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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