- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

This is funny.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

did you stub your toe?

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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