- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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