roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

A blind man watches TV

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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