did you stub your toe?

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Where's my tractor?

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

CFL

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

j.p. is dumb

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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