what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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wommmoaooammaaa

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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