why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Penis.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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