- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Choir.

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Obamacare

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

pobody's nerfect

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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