- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Why? Why Not?

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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