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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Anti Joke

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