roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Connor is homo

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

angelosnyder is not gay

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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